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Since the Coronavirus quarantine began, your high school crush has made an OnlyFans page that’s out of your price range and your weird uncle has…
ATLANTA – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) forecasts that cases of home haircuts are expected to peak on April 25th. The CDC…
MEDWAY, MA — Julia Rogers, 51, was delivering some clean laundry to her 13-year-old son’s bedroom when she saw a stack of pictures sticking out…
SEATTLE — Amazon founder, CEO, president, and notable rich motherfucker Jeff Bezos has not touched the ground since testing his latest innovation of traveling exclusively…
PHILADELPHIA — The following rumors have been heard regarding the Philadelphia 76ers during the prolonged National Basketball Association (NBA) offseason: