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PHILADELPHIA– Calling their innovation “a breakthrough in modern snacking,” food scientists from Nabisco announced Monday that they are working with the manufacturers of Gushers on…
PHILADELPHIA– Defending his statements even though no one said anything about it, neighbor Steve Hilford clarified on Wednesday that although he finds one of the…
PHILADELPHIA– The majority of humans often wonder what their pets are thinking, but with a breakthrough technology developed at the University of Pennsylvania we don’t…
WASHINGTON D.C.– Sitting in a crate with a blanket draped over it to keep him calm, Senator Mitch McConnell is being brought to the veterinarian…
Pro: It’ll become easier to release your pet monkey into the wild. Con: It’ll take business away from the historic Philadelphia Zoo. Pro: It’ll take…
PHILADELPHIA- After an analysis of over 50 different types of babies, a new study from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finds baby carrots are…
PHILADELPHIA – Backyard gardener Mary Lee decided to expand the number of tomato plants she grew this year from two to four. However, she was…
PHILADELPHIA – A member of the Satirer staff, who has been conducting independent pigeon fecal research, witnessed a pigeon get scared shitless by a large…
The Pennsylvania Fish & Boat Commission is reporting that the recent Coronavirus quarantine coupled with the Spring Crab Fry breeding season has lead to a massive overpopulation of the delicious little critters.