They asked you to make dirt bike noises during sex. They don’t have kids but go to Disney World every year. They farted while having…
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You won’t let them walk around Old City yelling “Wow, so old!” They’re scared of the dark. Philadelphia has been rated PG-13 by the Motion…
Neglect going to the practice colonoscopy beforehand
Gaslight scented candle Podcasting mic A Reddit premium account Cryptocurrency For Dummies A job at Barstool Sports An inspirational poster that says “I know you…
Vaccines are HOT! HOT! HOT! It’s the one thing EVERYONE is talking about. We can’t get enough of vaccines this year, so we are here…
Pro: It’ll become easier to release your pet monkey into the wild. Con: It’ll take business away from the historic Philadelphia Zoo. Pro: It’ll take…
33rd & Oxford St– It was here that John Coltrane first fell in love with music after ripping a supremely melodious fart. He would go…
Disappointing spice rack
“…bad things happen in Philadelphia. Bad things.” – Donald Trump during the first presidential debate, September 29, 2020 I-76. Just the whole thing. Not worth…