They asked you to make dirt bike noises during sex. They don’t have kids but go to Disney World every year. They farted while having…
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StaffFor when all of us write something or we’re too cowardly to put a name on an article. Hey, we’d like to be employed by…
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You won’t let them walk around Old City yelling “Wow, so old!” They’re scared of the dark. Philadelphia has been rated PG-13 by the Motion…
Neglect going to the practice colonoscopy beforehand
Gaslight scented candle Podcasting mic A Reddit premium account Cryptocurrency For Dummies A job at Barstool Sports An inspirational poster that says “I know you…
Pro: It’ll become easier to release your pet monkey into the wild. Con: It’ll take business away from the historic Philadelphia Zoo. Pro: It’ll take…
33rd & Oxford St– It was here that John Coltrane first fell in love with music after ripping a supremely melodious fart. He would go…
Disappointing spice rack
“…bad things happen in Philadelphia. Bad things.” – Donald Trump during the first presidential debate, September 29, 2020 I-76. Just the whole thing. Not worth…