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For when all of us write something or we're too cowardly to put a name on an article. Hey, we'd like to be employed by whatever soulless corporation did a Google search to make sure we're not a moron! Now you won't know which one of us is the moron and you have to hire whoever applied!
You won’t let them walk around Old City yelling “Wow, so old!” They’re scared of the dark. Philadelphia has been rated PG-13 by the Motion…
Neglect going to the practice colonoscopy beforehand
Gaslight scented candle Podcasting mic A Reddit premium account Cryptocurrency For Dummies A job at Barstool Sports An inspirational poster that says “I know you…
Pro: It’ll become easier to release your pet monkey into the wild. Con: It’ll take business away from the historic Philadelphia Zoo. Pro: It’ll take…
33rd & Oxford St– It was here that John Coltrane first fell in love with music after ripping a supremely melodious fart. He would go…
Disappointing spice rack
“…bad things happen in Philadelphia. Bad things.” – Donald Trump during the first presidential debate, September 29, 2020 I-76. Just the whole thing. Not worth…
We’re Not Sure Why They’re Wet
Turn it into scrapple.