Mattress without a bed frame
Disappointing spice rack
The classic “8-Pairs-Of-Shoes-Taped-To-Shirt-And-Pants” monster
Cat vomit, I think
Take all of your small houseplants out of their pots. Put the roots and soil into your pockets. I’m not sure if this is a costume- I just wanted to see what it looked like.
A copy of The Secret by Rhonda Byrne my coworker let me borrow