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Rim Job Jokes Are Not Funny, New Report From Your Mom

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CHALFONT, PA- Providing new conclusions on a growing field of research, a new report issued by your mom last night at the dinner table disclosed how rim job jokes are not funny. “Preliminary evidence suggests ‘How dare you!’ ” the report reads in part, adding that observations indicate subjects who find the topic funny regularly get their mouths washed out with soap. “According to a recent survey, 93% of the book club would not set you up with one of their daughters.” The report’s only footnote explains, “This is not how I raised my boys.” 

When asked for comment, your dad said, “Go ask your mother.”