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Girlfriend Comes Back With Larger Strap-On Than Expected

BROOKLYN – Putting in place the lessons from a recent BDSM class, Patricia Reed surprised boyfriend Bruce Gibbs by entering his bedroom with an unexpectedly girthy strap-on dildo. “Oh, you wanted to try this tonight?” Gibbs inquired. “I mean, I’m excited too, I just didn’t think we’d add in the extra stuff so soon.” As Reed tightened the straps, Gibbs muttered, “It just didn’t look that big online…” When reached for comment, Gibbs stammered, “Oh wow…oh geez, man that’s… Oh, wow. Just wow. Wooof. Well…wow. Oh wow. Geez, I just…wow. Wow oh wow. Well I don’t…but well we–I just. Wow. What? They make them THAT…wow. Oh wow.”

EDITOR’S NOTE: Gibbs has amended his final comment to read “OH! WOW!” We apologize for any confusion.