You just sat down for a nutritious breakfast with a fluffy scrambled egg when this chicken walks into your kitchen, stares into your soul, and…
Philadelphia Satirer
PHILADELPHIA– Notoriously friendless man Doug Patterson has been spotted looking at his phone repeatedly over a short period of time, prompting befuddlement from onlookers. When…
PHILADELPHIA, PA– No stranger to supplementing her classroom budget with her own money, Bullen Middle School teacher Mary-Katherine Olsenberg opened her wallet on behalf of…
PHILADELPHIA – A CVS near Center City has been abruptly reorganized and locals are baffled as to why. No official reason has been given for…
DAYTON, OH– Prime Rib is an American delicacy, but not when you’re shitting your pants. In a new promotion, Amazon sold discounted Prime Rib on…
They asked you to make dirt bike noises during sex. They don’t have kids but go to Disney World every year. They farted while having…
Can this man catch a break? Todd Cruz (34) from Seattle, WA has had a tough go of late. Todd used to have an awesome…
PHILADELPHIA – Experts from the National Center For Children Taking All The Responsibility advised kids to do their best to avoid traumatic events on their…