Philadelphia Satirer
PHILADELPHIA – A CVS near Center City has been abruptly reorganized and locals are baffled as to why. No official reason has been given for…
DAYTON, OH– Prime Rib is an American delicacy, but not when you’re shitting your pants. In a new promotion, Amazon sold discounted Prime Rib on…
They asked you to make dirt bike noises during sex. They don’t have kids but go to Disney World every year. They farted while having…
Can this man catch a break? Todd Cruz (34) from Seattle, WA has had a tough go of late. Todd used to have an awesome…
PHILADELPHIA – Experts from the National Center For Children Taking All The Responsibility advised kids to do their best to avoid traumatic events on their…
NEW YORK, NY– A new study conducted by LoveLab and the Environmental Council has reported that the only key to a long lasting relationship is…
PHILADELPHIA– A Fishtown couple believes that they have discovered the answer as to why their neighbor’s cat stares at length into their kitchen window. “We…
UNIVERSITY CITY, PA- Calling their findings a landmark discovery in modern physiology, a new study from the University of Pennsylvania finds belly buttons can also…